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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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WoW lesbians.
My uncle: I hope you like dudes.
Me: [My ex] was a woman.
My uncle: **Shocked stare**
Me: Oh my god I'm kdding!
Uncle: Oh. Because that made a lot of sense.
Me: How?
Uncle: It would explain the WoW account. He must've thought it meant woman on woman.
Me: Oh my god I'm putting this on tumblr.
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I will name my dog Bambi. She has spots like this.
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